I was cleaning out my inbox at work in preparation for leaving when I came across these old e-mails. I cracked up when I was reading them. Start from the bottom and work your way up.

EXCHANGE #1
From: muffinjr
Sent: Thursday, November 18, 2004 10:30 AM
To: XXXXX
Subject: RE: rims

God, you are so lame.

-----Original Message-----
From: XXXXX
Sent: Thursday, November 18, 2004 9:44 AM
To: muffinjr
Subject: RE: rims

i'm so pissed, i think i'm gonna go home early today

---muffinjr wrote:
My advice is just try not to think about it.
Your rims have caused you enough grief already.
Just be glad they're not ripping up your tires.

-----Original Message-----
From: XXXXX
Sent: Thursday, November 18, 2004 8:25 AM
To: muffinjr
Subject: RE: rims

it has to be there, if it's not then there's another
cap lost and it'll be your fault.

the truck had some tree grinder it was hauling so in
order for me to have waited for it, it would've had to
turn left first and since it didn't have right away i
could've been there a long time waiting. i'm so pissed
i don't know what to do anymore.

--- muffinjr wrote:
Why didn't you just wait for the truck driver to go? I'm not sure your hat is in my back seat, but if you're sure you left it there then remind me about it tonight. I haven't even had time to check in the past few days.

-----Original Message-----
From: XXXXX
Sent: Thursday, November 18, 2004 7:44 AM
To: muffinjr
Subject: rims

i scratched a little part of my front rim thanks to
some asshole truck driver who didn't wanna move over.
i scraped against the right curb when crossing route
130, you know the one i'm talking about. i'm so
pissed off i don't know what to do. anyway, i have
no more water and i need my spyder cap back. stop
pilfering my ish.

EXCHANGE #2
From: muffinjr
Sent: Tuesday, June 08, 2004 10:57 AM
To: XXXXX
Subject: RE: Headache Diagnosis

Does it really matter if it's the imbalance or the volume? If one of these is causing you headaches, I would not listen to your radio at such a loud volume while the imbalance exists.

-----Original Message-----
From: XXXXX
Sent: Tuesday, June 08, 2004 10:03 AM
To: muffinjr
Subject: Headache Diagnosis

Dear Nerdy Kai,
My left speaker in my car is broken, therefore it's
louder on the right side. I've noticed that these
headaches intensify when I listen to my car stereo at
a loud volume. I feel my right ear ringing, however
my left ear seems fine. Do you think it could
possibly be from the imbalance of noise and not
necessarily the loudness of the audio?